Mumpy Paige

A rando girl from Long Island. Who gets the mumps and eats pretzels with cream cheese. Loves to complain.

Don’t go near her
Don’t go near who
Mumpy Paige she will give you the mumps

by Squaretrees April 24, 2022

Mumpy

Mumpy means that something is REALLY good.

That meal was really Mumpy!

by Pank April 25, 2009

MUMPY

Giving oral sex to a lady (muffing out ) whilst said lady is having a dump.

"Ere my babber when e be done giving i a mumpy , can e check to see if i ave any klinkers"

by M.P.MACEY February 4, 2008

Mumpy Dumpy

Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.

"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"

by Ekulnannerb January 23, 2020

mampy

An aunt, or dear beloved elder. An endearing term for a small child to call thier aunt, without regard to size.

" my mampy spoils me and lets me stay up late."
"I would rather be with my mampy than with my mommy and daddy"
"my mampy is young and pretty, not old and fat"

by badgie December 11, 2008

Frumpy mumpy

A person who belongs to a certain crew who decides to wear shirt underneath jumper because it's 'fashionable' !!!!

Her shirt is tooooooo big for her jumper. She is such a lumpy frumpy mumpy!!!

by bella spanish July 25, 2007

Mumpy

The sensation one experiences after smoking too much cannabis.

"Dude, are you okay?".

"Not really, everything's mumpy, I'm feeling mumpy. I ripped too many cones".

by CrKr February 7, 2022