Malissa

Malissa is the kind of girl to be their for you to help you when you need the one that’s been through the most but still smiles she will try her absolute best to be by your side and most likely has a sister she’s the type to give you hugs at night and to make food for you she hold many secrets that many don’t know her she’s is very kinky and doesn’t let you hit it until married but she’s one of a kind so keep her in your life and don’t let her go she will hate you if you do

That girl is so nice she must be a Malissa

by Kayla.MV February 18, 2020

Maurissa

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).

Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!

by OthelloBloke October 30, 2010

It’s a Malissa thing

Typically you will see Malissa dancing like she is riding a motorcycle, telling people “we’re gonna fight,” her being extra, or she might be selling you a pretzel

When Malissa is being her self you take a Snapchat of her and caption it “It’s a Malissa thing”

by MJ103 May 19, 2019

Malissa

A dweeb

A person who speaks in terms that were used back in the day

Malissa

by Tooooddddd July 30, 2017

Malissa

Cheating sucubus whore who tries to be your bestfriend after dating and then dies.

"dude this chick is such a malissa.!"

by cock comrads November 7, 2012

Malissa

Malissa”.... The biggest cunt you will ever meet, very manipulative, has you convinced she is a good girl and innocent at first, then slowly her disguise begins to fade and you see her for the manipulative lying back stabbing tattle telling no good whore she really is. God forbid you have to work with this brown nosing dick sucking tell the boss yes kinda cunt because she will do her best to take credit and/or one up you every time. Never leave your man alone with this whore, she will be naked and humping his leg before you get the car backed out of your space. This 100 pound whore also eats whatever she wants and brags about it. Redeeming quality: will never have a good relationship because she falls for every pathetic line there is and believes him when he says the same lines to her he uses on everyone else. It’s so fun to watch her fall on her cutsie face EVERY TIME!

I saw Malissa eat a whole Pizza then go suck off Greg in the dining room just because he said she was “cute” LMAOO

by Time to break HIPPA April 29, 2019

Marlissa

Marlissa is actually the most annoying person in the world. shes kinda dumb and has no eyebrows. she sucks at the fortnite default dance even though she thinks shes's good at it. and her crushes are squidward (her uncle) and cole sprouse. she loves eating ramen noodles and she will never find a boyfriend because nobody loves her. jk shes's amazing and you will never find a better cutie

"is that marlissa coming?"
"ew yes run away fast omg"

by ilovefortniteyeehaw March 8, 2019