matzah queen

A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.

I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.

by Gitai July 20, 2006

matzah box

A Jewish girl's vagina.

I was balls deep in the Rabbi's daughter's matzah box, when he walked in.

by MDK85 December 23, 2007

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.

Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

matzah gobbler

The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.

James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.

Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.

by Albert Sharpton September 4, 2019

Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy, but instead Jewish and wealthy from Israel.

Yo, Pearlsteins got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s getting through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

Hiding the matzah

A term derived from the traditional practice of hiding the middle piece of matzah which is saved for dessert (afikoman) during the Jewish passover dinner (seder) for children to find and exchange for money (gelt).

As innuendo, "hiding the matzah" is common parlance for having sex (the "matzah" being the male phallus, the "hiding" being done in the femal vagina).

Thanks, but I think I'll be doing a little 'hiding the matzah' myself that night -- double mitzvah, if you know what I mean.

by miguellisimo May 5, 2011