Matzah Moment

When an event occurs that's so incredible, it deserves a little celebration with some Matzah.

Mike: My wife left me.
Jake: That's a Matzah Moment
Mike: I hate you

by Epic Cone May 10, 2021

matzah queen

A gay male attracted primarily to Jewish males.

I swear, Bill's such a matzah queen I don't think there are enough Jews in Tel Aviv to satisfy his desires.

by Gitai July 20, 2006

matzah box

A Jewish girl's vagina.

I was balls deep in the Rabbi's daughter's matzah box, when he walked in.

by MDK85 December 23, 2007

matzah daddy

A sugar daddy but for Jews. A wealthy Israeli who funds Jewish girls.

Yo, she got a Matzah Daddy. That’s how she’s going through college.

by Big boy Ronny November 10, 2017

matzah gobbler

The proper, non-racist term for a Jew, much like kike.

James: Look at Avi over there paying that clerk in pennies, when I just saw him climb out of that $100,000 Ferrari.

Alison: Typical matzah gobbler, always gobbling that nasty kike food and ripping people off.

by Albert Sharpton September 4, 2019

Matzah Ball Soup

Pissing in a girls mouth and then dunking your balls inside of her mouth.

Girl: Whats for dinner?

Response: Matzah Ball Soup, now open up bitch!

by Jew Captain 1 August 14, 2010

casual matzah

A person who exhibits trashy qualities similar to white trash but can be of any race

Raven was sooo casual matzah in biology this morning

by Camishqua December 2, 2004