Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

matty b with da booty fat

skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.

"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"

by 7ent January 30, 2025

on that matty b

To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.

Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.

by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014

matty bumble

A hot AF DILF with a super twisted and sick sense of humor. Tells the best jokes, although often times inappropriate.
A good person to have in your corner. A certifiable bad ass with a true heart of gold.
Looks amazing in turnout gear.

Matty Bumble is the funniest mofo.

Everyone wants to be a Matty Bumble.

by Cougs75 June 29, 2018

Marty B'ed

To get pwned by a teacher before a large group of people. Usually results in humiliation and embarrassment but others find it funny.

Student 1: Oooh Jake just got Marty B'ed!
Student 2: I know! It was hiliarious. He now has detention and has to copy the dictionary! :D

by Dark&Twisty April 10, 2011

matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.

Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!

by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022

Matty bitch

A man known for being homo gay queere and always weird towards his friends usually having done a Mexican lawnmower to you then throwing his fingers in your ass

Man. Yo I saw you with that matty bitch
Gay guy. Yea he shoved his fingers in me and down my throat

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021