matthew’s dick

Very, extremely small

I thought it was gonna be big turns out he just has aMatthew’s dick

by BigDickNibba69 May 17, 2018

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Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

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Matthew's Wifi

Definition of shit

Matthew's wifi is shiat

by Damn450 August 27, 2022

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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

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Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge

A misinterpretation of the lyrics from my generation, by Limp Bizkit. Can be used in many ways. The choice is yours.

*my generation plays in background* Andy: Did he just say Sifting through the Matthew's Fridge
Kyle: no what's the fuck is wrong with you the actual lyrics are take 'em to the Matthews Bridge, what would that even mean?

Andy I don't know it can mean many things.

by evilscruffy2 September 11, 2021

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Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die

Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people

by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022

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