Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

mattison

Amazing beast who beats the shit out of Dobbs(s) with nerf bullets and crushes everyone at football and lacrosse

Man i wish i was Mattison, i hate dobbs

by beast, hoss February 3, 2009

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Mattison

A beautiful woman that has a heart of gold. The woman that I’ve always dreamt of being with and so much more. She’s the hardest working and most determined woman. She’s always willing to step in to defend others when they need her. She loves god more than anything and will always hold her ground. She’s stubborn but it’s a good think because she’s almost always right. She’s forgiving even when she doesn’t have to be. She’s the one thing in this world I know I could never live with out. Most of all she’s my lobster…. Forever and always

No sentence would ever be good enough to describe my mattison

by NateFoster010723 February 21, 2023

Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Mattison

Matti is a very short girl with a bad attitude. she also will beat a bitches ass if needed. she doesn’t play around with people talking shit. also juuls and vapes and plays sports.

Damn, mattison beat her ass today

by Crazygirl108 November 5, 2018