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Matraxian

a fucking chad better than your stupid simpin ass, hes better than you at everything go get a life idiot
matraxian better than you
by ur pp August 9, 2020
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matrix shot

1. In The Matrix, when Neo does a side way jump when firing his gun.

2. In Dodgeball, an imitation of that, but throwing a ball instead of a shooting a gun.
Brian has mad skillz when he gets people out with a matrix shot.
by Fargas October 26, 2006
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flesh matress

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress
by clc May 8, 2004
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The Matrix

The Matrix is real. In the movies, The Matrix was symbolized as a computer simulation that is hooked into our brains with wires and computer code. The real Matrix consists of the program that we follow every day when we live our lives. The real Matrix is created throuth the media, and through our programmed interactions with our jobs and with each other. To break free of the real Matrix, one must operate not on logic, but on will. Do what you will, because the only things that stand in your way are only in your way because you believe they are. Do, believe, and feel as you want to. NOT as you are told.
Neo broke free from the rules of the matrix.
by El Caro March 11, 2004
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Hotel Matress

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
by Alman42 February 25, 2011
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Matrep

Matreps are gangsters of the Malay race. They are normally identified by their distinctive Malay accent, darker skin colour, bad English, strong cigarette smell and sleeve tattoos.

They like to hang out in groups and will start a fight with anyone. They are normally in an unstable relationship with a minah.

Their favourite mode of transport are E-Scooters that are illegally modified to make them feel like the king of the road.

Since they are lowly educated with terrible academic results, they rely on their E-Scooters to do food delivery for a living. Luckier Matreps will manage to secure a job delivering parcels using a modded Toyota Hiace, which they can blast their favourite DJ mixes.

When they get their driving license, their choice of vehicles to purchase on full loan are cheap and/or over 10 years old. Their top picks are: Yamaha Sniper, Yamaha Aerox (Motorcycles), Mitsubishi Lancer, Honda Civic, Volkswagen Golf and Volkswagen Scirocco (Cars). Like their E-Scooters, they will illegally modify their vehicle to make the loudest, obnoxious sounding noises that a vehicle can make. They like the attention from shocked by-standers as they speed past them recklessly.
“If you see a group of Matreps hanging out at night, back away slowly!”

“Why does a matrep have so many children with a minah even though he cannot afford to raise them?”
by WeirdPsycho October 26, 2022
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Matrixism

A religion jacked from a fictional action movie, and thrown into the world of infinite beliefs out of pity for the nerd-species of human-kind. Consists of the beleif that what we see, hear, smell, and feel are all part of a Matrix that is unreal. Otherise defined as:

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
What Would Neo Do? Matrixism.
by CaTina November 19, 2007
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