Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
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She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.
She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.
She's the girl who you'd see once on a vacation and never forget about.
She's the girl who would give you everything you wanted and more because of her generous heart. The girl you would trust in a heartbeat. The girl you would confide in and is always there willing to help you. The girl who's the source of many people's happiness with her pretty smile. Her smile, it could light up the darkest of places. It could warm your heart instantly.
She's the girl who deserves the world but just settles with the oceans.
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It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
People chillin` , not knowing a matturbater is in the midst of their group: ``I`m going to fuckin pass out.``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
by DeonGGG June 28, 2010
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thing childish, immature
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thing childish, immature
2) rfm (real fucking mature) can also be used
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