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Masterbation Coma

It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?

Jon: Nothin.

Steve: Wheres Bob?

Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.

Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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Thank you for calming me down Master Bation
by Speas March 9, 2003
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Mathurbation

The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.
Mathurbation - My boss mathurbated with me for an hour today
I need a cigarette after 2 hours of mathurbation
by beingmathur March 11, 2017
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Imagination Masterbation

Masterbating using nothing but raw brain power to ensure pleasure while the internet is down or some other excuse!
Yo last night i was using the old technique of Imagination masterbation.... power was down.
by P rizzy420 October 22, 2010
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Fidget Spinner Masterbation

When you lube up your genitals and then take out the middle bearing of a Fidget Spinner then slide it onto your genitals and spin it until you cum.
by Salmon_Slapper May 24, 2017
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mathsturbation

1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
by RVLambo February 1, 2009
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Mirror Masterbation

Tom: I'm so hot I'd masterbate to myself.

Bill: You what?

Tom: Ever heard of Mirror Masterbation?

Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
by Flawless23 April 21, 2011
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