It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
by GuyWithSomeKnowledge March 27, 2009
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The art of discussing ideas in way so as to spend maximum time, while achieving minimal result. It is also used when people try and use intelligent sounding words to conceal their low knowledge levels about an unknown subject.
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Get the Fidget Spinner Masterbation mug.1. In an attempt to prove a point, gathering and assembling data in such a way that one only convinces oneself of its validity
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
2. Trying to justify an incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption, by manipulating available data in a way that is only satisfying to the person with the incorrect opinion, statement, or assumption.
He rattled off a bunch of obscure statistics to defend his vote on the stimulus package, but it was all mathsturbation.
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Bill: No... That sounds nasty.
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