Mathisism

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok

Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?

by Thicctator February 20, 2019

Matrixism

Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.

If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.

Nerd #1:

Wow! that was such an awesome movie.

Nerd #2:

Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.

Nerd #1:

And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!

by redcommander27 September 26, 2007

Materiitis

A social life threatening disorder characterized by being a douchebag and a tool. Many times you are very small, with a large ego and very few friends, and are very annoying around girls. There is no cure

Matt suffers from Materiitis because he tries to be cool around girls, even though they think your your annoying.

by Knighthawk1110 September 5, 2010

Matrixism

Budding religion being promoted on the internet. Based around the movie The Matrix. Practicioners believe that we are all prisoners in living in a cell that we cannot see or smell or touch. The key to open the door to perception is often thought to be LSD or psilocybin mushrooms. Along with some other laws Matrixism allows for polygamy and same-sex marriage while outlawing pornography and professional sports.

There are several interesting parallels between the Matrix movies and the New Testament:

-In both cases, they start off with a somewhat reluctant Messiah figure who somehow transcends mortality before whizzing off into space (end of the first Matrix movie, Jesus' bodily assumption into heaven).

-Said Messiah figure says many interesting things, such as "Blessed are the meek" (New Testament), or "There is no spoon" (The Matrix).

Given the success of New Testament Christianity, Matrixism may well have what it takes to be a contender on the world's religious stage.

by CarolLinX February 11, 2006

Masteritis

The period between Christmas day 2009 and New Years day 2010 where many members of the public turned into the Master from Doctor Who.

Masteritis has spread like wildfire on many popular internet sites.

by MrsMazzyTennant January 1, 2010

Black Motheritis

Black Motheritis is when a black women worries that her thuggish son will either be beat up, stabbed, arrested, run over, or just plain killed on a nightly basis while selling hard drugs and roaming the hood . This condition can lead to many a sleepless night as well as compulsive eating, weigh gain, diabetes, heart problems, and a predilection for social services all while praising our first African American president Barack Hussein Obama.

Yollanda's black motheritis was so bad she ended up a being a four hundred pound type one diabetic with an Obama phone.

by black sheep durham August 18, 2014

Mattitis

When Someone Doesn't have their medication making them hyper; When Someone has no Ya yo and starts to get psycho; When someone turns unbeleivably gay.

Man, don't you go catchin Mattitis on me bitch!

by creammm January 19, 2005