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Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.
Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.
by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021
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Matheus

A gay man who is overconfident and thinks he is so good. He is super bitchy around his friends and family.
Gay ass matheus
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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Matheus

An idiot that thinks he is good at fifa and at everything. He is nice to all of his friends, but gets bitchy around his family.
That guy is a grumpy old Matheus.
by Lukiebunny506 June 12, 2018
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matheus nguyen

Awesome guy that can always get you bricked up when you're down.
I love matheus nguyen, he keeps me going.
Matheus nguyen is so awesome
by otto$$gamerboy August 21, 2022
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Matheus Lima

Fag who thinks he has awesome hair most times. Brazilian decent loves penis generally.
Wow he is a total Matheus Lima.

Dude! stop pulling a Matheus lima!
by Chimobes February 1, 2010
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Matheus

He is adorable, giving, loves sex, big dick, says to not do something but is probably the one doing it, funny, dominant, manipulative. His goal is to be rich and have all the ladies. This man deep down has a loving heart and for the people he loves he will do anything.
You need a Matheus… but be careful.
by Gamer_Matheus123 November 23, 2021
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Matheu

Matheu is a very “bold” typa person weird at times music taste Aii shoe game gassss funny annoying mature good listener therapist sometimes can be unholy🙏
Damn he a matheu typa guy
by Godlyyyy March 11, 2022
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