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Girl Math

A money-spending primitive mostly young girls use while shopping
Girl 1: I got myself 3 new shirts yesterday!
Girl 2: That must've been expensive. How come?
Girl 1: The first shirt was 50 dollars off, and the second and third were 20 dollars each, so how could i say no to 10 free bucks?
Girl 2: GIRL MATH!!!
by Tetilosto October 31, 2023
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Girl Math

knowing that small nutrition changes lead to better results than drastic changes
I lose weight by using girl math. I ate more protein, walked more, and drank more water!
by abcdefg123321123 November 3, 2023
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Girl math

Girl please I slept with all those guys several years ago girl math says that they don't count when I slept with them recently.
by Fellaisonpoint February 12, 2024
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A phrase that can be used to describe a way of thinking that once thought about is factually illogical or irrational.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024
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A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.
"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"
by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024
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girl in math class

Typically a rich white girl possibly non-white but unlikely, She is annoying rude snobby and rich. She says she works for everything she has but she doesn't. She normally will have over 100 followers on tik tok or instagram, She is normally seen with braces or invisa-lign because she has horrible teeth. Her gums tend to be large or inflamed looking and pale. She wears glasses and often has straight hair. She may go by the names "Kylie" "Lauren" "Madison" "Hope" or "Charlie" or really any white girl name. She thinks she is extremely popular when most of her friends are only fake friends who are there for the money, Girl in math class often appear around 5th-6th possibly even as late as 12th grades but no younger than 4th grade and no older than 24yo. She thinks she works hard when she really just sleeps with the teacher or is getting "daddy's money", girl in math class is such a popular term that rapper "Juice Wrld" or "JuiceTheKidd" or "Jarad

Anthony Higgins" mentioned the term in his hit song with "Benny Blanco" "Graduation". When girl in math class gets a bad grade she will often say that she was absent but bad grades are uncommon with girl in math class because she sleeps with the teacher no matter what the gender of the teacher is. You do not want to be a girl in math class.
"damn bro she a real girl in math class"
"I know she is so annoying and her gums are bigger than her teeth"
by @therealoglilbag December 8, 2020
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math girlfriend

A math girlfriend is someone you have an intimate relationship with during math class only. Basically just using a smart girl to improve your grade. Which makes you a douche.
Dude, she's your math girlfriend?? No wonder algebra is the only class you're passing.
by MissHalfie March 5, 2011
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