Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.
by Ugly pants February 2, 2017
Get the mateuszmug. Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.
by clitisfake April 28, 2022
Get the mateuszmug. When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018
Get the Dirty Mateuszmug. by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020
Get the Dawid Mateusz Wardalińskimug. Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong polish man who is good at all the sports and he dosent wear fake shit he loves gym and he is a thick bastard
Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong cunt
by \K_K_K/ October 20, 2018
Get the mateusz dumalewskimug. 
Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.
Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.
by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017
Get the Mateuszmug.