Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.
by Ugly pants February 02, 2017
Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.
by clitisfake April 28, 2022
When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.
Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.
by Spooninggrandma.com December 30, 2017
by Pokedave123 March 02, 2020
Greatest NFT trader of all time, unfortunately because he's such a great trader he has a small weiner. Loves buying cryptos when they are high and sells low. He loves Jews and the gays.
by Bidet69420 November 26, 2021
Mateusz Dumalewski is a strong polish man who is good at all the sports and he dosent wear fake shit he loves gym and he is a thick bastard
by \K_K_K/ October 20, 2018
by Pokedave123 March 02, 2020