mateusz

Mateusz can be an asshole but he's a sweet guy. If you don't date him your out of your mind!!! He's a very funny guy but sometimes when things don't turn out the way you wanted to be.

Kathy: I can't get him out of my mind:(
Sam:get over him mateusz

is an ass for leaving you

by Ugly pants February 2, 2017

mateusz

Polish way to describe a greasy virgin. Mateusz gets absolutely no bitches and never touched any women. Even his mom doesn’t love him.

- he’s such a mateusz

by clitisfake April 28, 2022

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as fuck,has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and godly.

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński

Sexy as Fuck,Has a massive cock and is a God.

Dawid Mateusz Wardaliński is so sexual and Godly

by Pokedave123 March 2, 2020

Mateusz

Mateusz is a name of a damn fittt polish boy. He has probably smashed girls already (depends on the age) and he has a lot of money to spend things on. Mateusz is awesome and sexy.

Girl: Holy shit is that mateusz?
Mateusz: oh hey!
Girl: freezes from too much excitement that Mateusz talked to her.

by VietnamIsMyCity909111 December 2, 2017

Mateusz

Mateusz is a blond polish boy who is very funny and likes jokes.He likes to spend time with friends but also with his family.His hobby is to play Soccer.His 2 best friends are start with the letter D and J

Look there is the funny boy Mateusz, let’s spend some time together ;)

by Loloxnony November 21, 2021