dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

Matcha mouth

Post-drinking matcha when you have green residue on your lips, making them appear green.

Girl, wipe your matcha mouth off, you look like you kissed Shrek!

by anonymous June 3, 2025

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

MATCHA YAY

Every Friday is the day throughout the weekday where a wife's husband buys her matcha VENTI SIZEEEEEE

Wife: do you know what day it is?
Husband: what is it?

wife: MATCHA YAYY

by wakakakakakakakakakakkaa July 31, 2025

Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Matcha

The most overrated tea ever.

What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.

Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".

Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*

Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021