by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010
Get the Matcha Parfaitmug. A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.
Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.
by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018
Get the Matcha lattemug. Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.
Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."
Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"
Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"
by funxey_pls April 18, 2025
Get the Matcha lawnmowermug. by anonymous June 3, 2025
Get the Matcha mouthmug. by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021
Get the Matcha Teamug. The most overrated tea ever.
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
What was once a sacred aristocratic tea used in Chinese and Japanese tea ceremonies, is now being consumed globally by millennial urbanites. Matcha tends to be very popular with all the ladies. The actual tea itself is quite nice, it's basically green tea leaves but finely grounded into a powder, but man oh man is it overrated. People often swear by it like it's their beloved or smth.
Matcha is every bit as overrated as Avocado. Combine the two together and you get the "millennial grub starter pack".
Grandad: Hey kids I'm gonna place the doordash order now, what do you want for your drinks?
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
Teenage grandson: I'll just get a bottle of mountain dew
Adult granddaughter: Matcha latte for me please!
Grandad: *chuckles*
Granddaughter: Haha what's so funny grandad?
Grandad: Oh nothing. It's just that that is exactly what I imagined you guys would get, hahaha.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 19, 2021
Get the Matchamug. by Gods second son(Kanye) June 10, 2025
Get the Matcha Niggamug.