Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Matcha Mochi

An English malapropism of the Spanish word "muchísimo." Usually spoken in context to someone who is funny, beautiful, and who you care a lot about.

Te quiero matcha mochi. :)

by Defense2001 January 19, 2022

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

matcha.wtf

a gay pub for british people and very very unfunny teenagers

hey atleast it isnt as bad as matcha.wtf

by The wuwwuwuwu March 6, 2021

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Matcha Tea

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy

Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Matcha lawnmower

Similar to an Mexican lawnmower, the Macha lawnmower includes the yanking of anal beads from your rectum after a long period of time. The twist is that before hand of the yanking, you eat food dye or vegetables of a green hue to simulate that Matcha color in your feces. Then of course you yank the anal beads out of the person of submission and the person's feces will be the color and perhaps the consistency of Matcha, simultaneously also perhaps causing a shit peacock. this practice is safe within reason of BDSM, shame to a Macha lawnmower just make sure the cleanup is effective, and the after care is affectionate.

Frat kid I: " Yo, i just got my tail yanked by this softdom mommy."

Frat kid II: "damn, that's crazy, she'd gave you a Matcha lawnmower?"

by funxey_pls April 18, 2025