masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

Masturnation

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.

I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.

by Salty Pirate9 April 6, 2010

Masturnation

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.

Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though

by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016

Masturmination

The act of terminating or stopping to masturbate

Max: It's official I am done mastubarting.

Ari: So you are on a masturbbatical?

Max: No I am about start my Masturmination!

by mhmuss February 11, 2014

masturjebation

When you are not only tricked into thinking something, but you also feel violated sexually.

Wow! You really had me going there. I started to get a boner, but then you slapped it back into reality. You're a legend in the realm of masturjebation.

by DefNoGod December 13, 2021