Masturhating

Masturbating as an act of hatred/violence. Usually involving ejaculation onto other people's furniture, valuable items, and carpets.

Yesterday, I snuck into Connor's house and Masturhated all over his carpet, and parts of the wall.

I was up all last night Masturhating on my roommate's things while he was away.

by Masturhater September 2, 2010

Masturhating

You hate yourself for masturbating to a specific thing

Lee was totally masturhating when he saw hentai for the first time

by I R Awesome October 15, 2009

masturhate

to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.

Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.

by Melrose927 April 5, 2010

Masturhating

The act of hating things that no one else cares about alone. Repeatedly.

"Julie has been masturhating like mad! She bitches constantly about hating her boss, but no one else gives a fuck."

by adrug December 27, 2007

Masturhate

An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time

That bitch Christina keyed my car, i’m gonna go masturhate to pics of her massive tits

by masturhatetome September 30, 2018

Masturhate

when you hate something or someone so much you masturhate on them.

I hate my English teacher so I masturhated on her last night.

by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020

Masturhate.

A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.

There she goes again with more masturhate.

by MM132 September 6, 2019