Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
by Domonic February 14, 2009
When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
by Etserganeo July 05, 2010
A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.
by hograndax March 16, 2009
to masturbate and cry while experiencing intense feelings of self-loathing and depression. Generally done in a corner of a dark room.
Cleo likes to masturhate on Friday nights while listening to Depeche Mode and pouring hot candle wax on himself and his cats.
by Melrose927 April 05, 2010
An action performed when you are very angry at and yet also extremely turned on by someone at the same time
by masturhatetome September 30, 2018
by corruptedminds365 July 22, 2020
A combination of hatred and masturbation, specifically someone who does this jerks off to the idea of someone else suffering a horrible fate.
There she goes again with more masturhate.
by MM132 September 06, 2019