Social Media Masturbation

"Liking" your own post on Facebook or retweeting your own tweet on Twitter

"I look so awesome today" - Liking this comment with a thumbs up beneath it on Facebook or retweeting comment on Twitter is Social Media Masturbation.

by Mistress Weber April 16, 2011

masturbating

What you're doing when using urban dictionary.

I'm masturbating.

by ccthz January 27, 2021

Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

by Darkhg November 28, 2009

furiously masturbating

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.

Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.

by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009

masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008

transtemporal masturbation

The phenomenon in which one begins masturbating at 11:59pm on New Years Eve, and ejaculates minutes later in the next year. Resultantly, the person's single masturbation session occured in two seperate years.

I started jerking off in 2016, and finished in 2017. I just engaged in transtemporal masturbation.

by iHeartBaconator December 31, 2016

mapsturbation

The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.

Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.

by Jackamazoo March 16, 2009