masturbathon

when a group of people (guys only) get together and masturbate. prizes are given out for longest endurance, quickest shot, most eggnog, and accuracy (on the sharpshooting part of it), NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A CIRCLE JERK
dude stevo has no endurance but he bagged the sharpshooting
by chz May 08, 2003
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Feeding a very long slong. (See slong.)
John: Hey man, where've you been all weekend?
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.
by Wanna C. Mine May 10, 2003
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1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest
1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon
by Mac Daddy Kings May 13, 2003
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to have a masterbating contest with another gay friend of yours
by GGGGG-unit May 08, 2003
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A method of passing time that is not going to be used
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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kind of like a marathon but more fun

masturb - athon
by Anonymous May 12, 2003
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by Anonymous May 05, 2003
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