mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

by lizaah May 20, 2006

Ayu Mastura

A perfect and talented girl. She is very friendly and sweet and everyone likes her. All the boys chase after her. She is fierce and confident. She is Funny and smart. She is irresistible. She is a true friend and will always be by your side and she'll always keep a promise. Even though she is a good girl, she's not afraid to break a rule. She is caring, responsible, and trustworthy. The perfect girl for you. Ayu Mastura is pure awesomeness.

Ayu Mastura is lit af

by ‘Un_known’ December 28, 2017

Masturage

When you die during a game in a pathetic way or lose something very important and get so angry that you masturbate to calm down.

Wires: Agh! I fucking hate that boss at the end of the game.
Rev: Dude, you need chill
Wires: Screw this I'm going to masturage.

by Tommykazi September 14, 2010

Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

by AxelPee April 21, 2008

matulation

(n.) The act of masturbating and ejaculating while in bed.

Root origins: Heb. Mittah- bed

matulate(v.)
matulating(adj.)

Dude, she totally matulated last night-- just look at the bed.

Jon matulates every night while his soon to be ex-wife has sex with their body guard.

The art of matulation is hard to perfect, but with practice and focus, one can matulate in expert speed.

by hornybuttkings June 29, 2009

masculantics

Men building impermanent wooden structures whilst drinking beer.

"We are gonna build stadium seating in my living room for the Superbowl tonight. You coming?"

"Yeah, I'm down for some masculantics. I'll bring the MGD."

by Burrgerr May 30, 2006

mascularf

A scarf worn by a straight man used purely as an accessory.

"Yes, my sexy girlfriend, I'll be down in a second. First I have to put on my mascularf."

by Dolan McKissick February 1, 2010