1) A type of pun that makes you shake your head in disbelief that it was actually said.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
1) While standing at the urinal, one guy says to another, "Having a pissy day?" Reply: Shakes head and replies, "Damn Matthewism."
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
by thriwn_rod January 13, 2015
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In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.
In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.
by Flo February 2, 2005
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To lead people on with comments or made up “facts” to the point that they are not sure if it is true. To babble out false facts like you just finished your doctorate paper on the subject.
Did you know that back in 1954, the same year I was born, is when they had the first live internet porn website? You don’t want to know why I know that fact.
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
Man taking his wife to laser corrective eye surgery. Honey I have something I have wanted to tell you before you find out because frankly it is inevitable that you will find out on your own soon. So for the last few years something has been happening that I hope you can forgive me for but I really hope you can still love me. Honey now that you will have corrected vision you will finally see that for years now, well, I have been going bald.
If you ever are upset about rodents or insects getting into your house you will be really pissed if you ever have to deal with a cow infestation they get into your crawlspace and walls and are just a bitch to get out. Classic Matthewism
by Eno21 February 26, 2008
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Get the Masterism mug.The Right Lateral Hemisphere, Dominant half of the cerebrum,is the upper, front portion of the brain connected by the corpus callosum, which is a large bundle of nerve fibers. Is for visual and intuitive processing,immediate relationship with physical bodies (our own as well as others) and external reality as represented by the senses, a relationship that makes it the mediator, the first and last stop, of all experience.
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Get the mastithesis cerebrum mug.Maltheist is a person who blames God for all crimes and unluck on this world (maltheist can be christian (hates jesus and "father"), muslim (hates alah) and so on) AND belive that God is evil and uses humans to have fun - have something to laugh at and play with.
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".
Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).
Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Misotheist is almost synonymum, but misotheists don't think God is controlling humanity to have fun/laught at them. Both Misotheism and Maltheism have same ideology: "God hates us all!".
Maltheist who doesn't like or approve any other religions is called 'Conservative maltheist', opposite is 'Liberate maltheist' (extremely uncommon).
Maltheists (and also misotheists) are often mistaken for Atheists - Atheists don't belive in god, and you cannot hate something that doesn't exist (or you simply don't belive in it).
Maltheism does not come from Malta, but Germany. Maltheism has simply nothing to do with Malta (country)
Teacher: What is your religion?
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
Pupil: I'm Maltheist.
Teacher: Oh, why?
Pupil: Because he is freaking annoyng, takes away all my luck in games. I'd kill that guy if I could. God hates me! God hates us all!
by thirical November 3, 2017
Get the maltheist mug.Disturbed and abandoned little girl who is usually photographed giving the middle finger. It's a shame that she had to grow up knowing that her mother is a whore. As Jenn Rivell has very little to do with the child some are still holding out hope that Elle may turn out allright.
by Sometimes February 15, 2005
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