garrett masterson

fucking weird
but also funny

garrett masterson is someone who try’s to drown you and throws you off your shoulders

by 69696 0K B00M3R May 26, 2019

Mastering Physics

Literally cancer. Homework website used by colleges to make students google every question on chegg or yahoo answers because clicking anything will take of 50%. Giving college students cancer since 1998.

Person 1:Did you do Mastering Physics yet?

Person 2:Yeah it gave me cancer.

by AweStrucK July 24, 2015

Mastering Chemistry

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

by CHE108 May 15, 2012

Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.

I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!

by kypok April 16, 2012

Mastering the gift

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

mansterooni

A person who slaps their thighs together

Some sluts are Mansteroonis

by Frankane April 13, 2015

Mastermen

Mastermen: A group of male peers who seek the counsel of other masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.

Mastermen form alliances with other mastermen who are successful in all aspects of their lives.

(Plural of Masterman)

Young Boy (to friend): "I want to join that group of mastermen when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (proud comment): "My man associates with only the best, first-class, top-notch, mastermen in his personal life and professional endeavors."

Rich Dude (on phone): "Wow, massive brainpower for our successful product launch all because of the collaboration of mastermen. Thanks."

by Love Linguist July 21, 2009