masterbassing

The act of self pleasure while listening to dubstep or any other bass heavy music.

Toby: Did you see Danny at that Excision concert last night?
Luke: Yeah man, he was totally masterbassing all over the place.
Toby: And when that bass dropped?
Luke: Yeah...I'm pretty sure Danny had to change his pants afterward.

by whitepeoplelikedubsteptoo! February 20, 2011

mastermuscle

the muscle that you get when you masterbate too much

-Dude did you see that bodybuilder!
-Thats pure mastermuscle. it probably took him years to get it.

by closp0215 August 17, 2010

masterpuke

To masterpuke- Along the lines of roflpuking but instead of laughing one must masturbate until he or she pukes. This can be done in many ways. Like masturbating to something so hot it makes you puke. Forgetting your holding your breath while choking it and when you realize, you take in a big breath in resulting in you puking. or just masturbating to something so disturbing you puke. Masterpuking is neither good or bad but it must be shared with others when it happens.

" Dude I masterpuked to the pic of that grade 8 chick"

"I cant believe i just materpuked all over my computer"

"Bubbs masterpuked to his own haircut"

by HROB-VC May 9, 2011

Mastermission

The act of masterbating during the intermission of Call of Duty, usually immediatly after an intense match.

My hoe of a girlfriend didn't get her pussy ass over here so now i have to play the mastermission instead of getting head.

by OG Mudbone's father March 17, 2011

masterburst

Also known as the one that got away. It is the act of eagle-eyeing a good fuck picture while beating your tube steak with no mercy. The big moment then arrives. You notice the first one out the gates is a long ball but your so caught up in the process of jerkin your gerkin that you loose track of where your gravy lands. While cleaning up your load you notice the homerun ball is gonna take the act of a bloodhound to find. This lost man juice is known as your masterburst.

Debbie: "Dammit Jim that the last time I walk barefooted in your room. The carpet has so many drink spill stiff spots."

Jim: "Those are my masterburst spots Debs..."

by bigpoppapantydroppa June 27, 2011

Masterpass

The 'toss' word while playing hot-potato with a 'fleshlight' style masturbation aid during a circle-jerk session.

After unloading into the fleshlight, Joe yelled 'Masterpass!' and threw it to the guy sitting across from him.

by NDjunk August 18, 2017

MasterPup098

The most hottest and sexiest man on the planet - Abyssionz_YT

Abyssionz_YT: Yooo, That MasterPup098 is bare leng ngl

FieryWolf: 😏

by I am smol pp man June 6, 2021