won masterchef

when you eat so hard you become a chef of absolute mastery so therefore it is disrespectful to say "you ate that" instead must say "you won MasterChef"

person 1 - "he got an A in his exam"
person 2 - "fucccccccckkkkkkk he won masterchef"

by ilikecool6930 July 24, 2024

Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Masturcheating

Masturdating while being married or in relationship - eating out, going to see movies, eating ice cream alone, when your spouse or partner doesn't show any interest for such activities.

Darling, why don't we go and see Twilight Eclipse together? I'm sick of masturcheating on you.

by Olfur October 4, 2010

Mastercheese

To run over/hit a member of the opposite sex with an automobile in hopes of gaining attention, and possibly a date from them.

"I totally MasterCheesed today when I backed up over Allison before asking her to the Prom"

by strife777 December 8, 2005

mastercreeper

a creeper who is so creepy that they are a master; a creeper who draws sketches of counselors playing ukulele and then adds them on facebook because of this sketch being made said counselors profile picture.

dude did you just see lukas and miranda walk by? dude they are such mastercreepers, i saw their facebook pages

by mastercreeper101 September 26, 2010

masturchiefing

The act of pleasuring one's self with the intention of sexual gratification while playing the Halo series.

Halo Fanboy #1: "Hey, wanna troll on a Playstation website?"

Halo Fanboy #2: "Wait! I'm not done masturchiefing yet!"

by D4ng3rM4n January 5, 2012

Master Chef

Cooks the Covenant and eats it.

Dude, I was partying with the other Spartans last night and Master Chef made great Grunt Pie.

by Jacko McFlacko June 26, 2007