social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013

coles mastercard

A type of payment method, credit/debit card, from the supermarket chain Coles, commonly used by those named Ale.

Ale, do you have a Coles Mastercard?

by Jimmybigshoes May 16, 2022

ty MasterCard

A phrase used to thank someone, in reference to sponsorships from MasterCard on various Riot Games professional gaming events for League of Legends and Valorant, where chat members would type 'ty MasterCard' when a sponsored segment was being aired

Oh, you brought me lunch? ty MasterCard

by APTheHunter July 30, 2024

Masturwarding

To masturbate in school/public places.

Look that kid is masturwarding!

by TheShinRamen December 11, 2012

Mistercarriage

The somewhat public excretion of a load of jizz from the anus in a bar or club's bathroom. This happens after leaving the house to party, too soon after successful anal sex. This term exclusively defines the load in a public toilet and does not apply to aftersex cleanup that happens in the home.

I just got fucked so good I had a mistercarriage on the dance floor!

by Freon January 12, 2015

Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

mastercry

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.

Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.

by Bagel June 1, 2004