Masterbaking

masterbaking,
pretty much self explanitary.
.. masters of baking..

so what are you doing ?
- masterbaking
masterbating, who the hell masterbates in fruit filled muffins !?
- masterBAKING mom, it's for the master bakers.

by 922pmmjak November 3, 2008

Masterbaking

To masterbate while in the process of smoking marijuana.

Johnny said: "Yo cuz, whered you go last night?" Darvin replied: "After seeing 2 girls make out, I had to run inside to roll a joint and start masterbaking to calm down." Johnny replied: "Damn"

by DusanMandic08 October 13, 2011

masturboofing

When one decides to pleasure themselves but they are also talking to someone over text at the same time without their knowledge of the action they are performing.

He is so weird, last night I heard that he was masturboofing with some girl and she didn't find out until today

by Booflord December 8, 2020

Masturboobing

Rubbing one selves boobs to get pleasure.

Girl 1: I saw that girl touching her torso last night.
Girl 2: Did it look like she was getting pleasure form it?
Girl 1: Yah. Why?
Girl 2: kSo she was masturboobing then.

by LOLOLOLOLw8wut? June 1, 2011

masterbaking

The process of baking a batch of delicious treats for the sole purpose of eating them all yourself.

Nancy- Sorry I didn't answer your calls last night, I was having a vigorous masterbaking session: 20 muffins baked, 20 muffins consumed.

Beatrice- Oh, I love muffins, you should have invited me round.

Nancy- That would have defeated the purpose.

Beatrice- *hurt feelings*

by falkor swiftly September 10, 2009

Masterbombing

Similar to masterbating, but once one busts, they will put in all of the weight and pressure in the body into the penis, and even stroke it with a fist or other objects at the same time as-well. This will cause the penis to make as big of an explosion as possible and cause the ejaculate to splatter and fly all over the place, similar to a bomb.

"Finished Masterbombing in my room yesterday. Took me almost an hour to clean it all up, and my weiner still feels weird."

by Dr. Jelq October 14, 2024