mastard

Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.

God, how can you be such a mastard?

by Nick Chaffey July 25, 2007

Mastardise

To tweak or rip-off something well known, yet improve it, or have it received as better than.

A good meme is a known pop culture reference, mastardised to ROFL effect.

by CallumFoster December 24, 2019

mastard

a motherf***ing bastard...

Don...you stupid mastard!!

by sweetzsug & fred man April 30, 2006

marktard

Paul's Lover

Marktard and Paul sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G yadda yadda yadda and all that gay shit.

by Paul (P.S. call me please) i'll suck it again! September 4, 2003

Mastard

a masturbating bastard

That mastard just won't quit!

by betocito April 30, 2006

mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017