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Markism

A seemingly far-fetched scenario in which there are no rational choices to resolve it and no rational explanation for how it came into being in the first place.
I either have to move across the country in two weeks, or be unemployed for a year.

The professor never taught from the book, then his midterm was on nothing but the book, so 95% of the class failed.
by Guy Incognito November 11, 2003
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Markism

A religion surrounding (the almighty) Mark Payne
Are you a member of markism?
by thelostlibertine May 9, 2006
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Markism

The greatest religion on Earth. You seem surprised, but how can the only religion where the God actually existed be judged as being bad? Whatsmore, the God and Devil are good friends, and go drinking together frequently. Only in a World this shitty can the most evil and most good benevolent beings be bosom pals. In fact, I am informed they are more than just good friends.... Sign up today!
Markism: God and the Devil looked into each others eyes. They could both tell the other wanted them, but both were to afraid to make the first move. Finally, after what seemed an eternity, the Devil leaned in....
Moral: Homosexuality and religion can successfully coexist.
by Chilly in Havana May 25, 2006
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Anti-Mascism

A philosophy that puts an end to sayings like "be a man" or "our boy is coming home a man." Basically, all males are men no matter what.
His dad did not believe in anti-mascism and was trying to make a man out of his son, who technically is a man since he is a male.
by Joey Lopez January 4, 2009
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Maskist

A individual that refuses to wear a mask to help protect their fellow men and women from them unknowingly spreading a virus that could harm them. (Like a Racist, but against Masks)
Dammit Karen, Are you a Maskist ? Your roomate just got over the Corona Virus 3 days ago, and your putting on lipstick for Happy Hour like you have not been exposed!
by betterdick May 19, 2020
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maskish

Maskish is the language one must learn while talking to someone through a mask. Maskish is typically a muffled English or Spanish
Yesterday a woman came into my store and started talking, finally I said “ma’am, I’m having a hard time understanding your maskish
by nickylags June 2, 2020
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makismcdonalds

Really funny person that hates the “🥰😁😊☺️“ emojis. (They also have really hot friend 1buki._🤫😉)
makismcdonalds Is so silly ☺️
by makismcdonalds June 1, 2021
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