masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

masterbating

when a guy gropes his penis thinking about a girl, and then shoots out the substance inside of the penis

one of my friends was really horny and so he masterbated and jizz came out...

by Master at sex May 13, 2005

masterbating

ppl who cant spel b-cuz day do dis to much

ne u cyber? i "masterbate"

by Wigga May 9, 2003

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

mandibating

action of a longlegged spider rapidly bobbing up and down on the spot - usually in a corner of the ceiling.- for no apparent reason except maybe to unnerve the viewer

''eeww! look a spider''
''what the hell is it doing''?
''it's being weird..it's...it's..mandibating''
''oh god i hope it's not getting ready to leap''
''AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH''......runs from room.

by oakie noo January 1, 2011

Mathdebating

Masturbating with a lisp. It sounds rather nerdy.

Math Nerd 1: *Math stuff*

Math Nerd 2: *Debating about math stuff*

Math Nerd 1: Ooh! Mathdebating is giving me a nerdgasm!

Math Nerd 2: Me too!

by OMGITSTHESIZEOFAWALRUS August 27, 2011