Derek Machado

An insult or a synonym for school shootings. Usually similar to a pedophile.

That nigga who shot up Parkland Florida on Valentines Day is a Derek Machado.

by RavenRCRaven February 12, 2019

Machado

Half man, half wookiee, half nose

Did you see Machado punch that tornado in the face?

That Machado is one simple man trying to make his way in the universe.

There goes Machado simply walking into Mordor.

by Keziban December 29, 2012

Dirty Machado

1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).

1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"

by the number 2 October 17, 2018

MASCHALOPHILOUS

the sexual attraction to underarms

pronunciation sounds like: mashall.law.phil.us

ex.) if all you have to do is show your boyfriend your armpit to pry him away from his video game, then he might have maschalophilous.

by aquamary December 27, 2010

Mashhadi

Anything related to Mashhad (city in Iran).
Mashhadi is also surname of
a noble family (considered as the generation from Fatima, daughter of Muhammad) in Pakistan migrated from Mashhad

This is the Mashhadi's style.

by The_Historian July 4, 2009

maschancha

a derogatory term for anything. used to define cuteness, sexiness, ugliness, or your friendly neighborhood tuxedo cat.

adrianna: hey that cat is a maschancha

ola: what’s that

adrianna: bro it’s maschancha

by hailey boobs June 15, 2020

mascha

To speak in a fashion that is short and sarcastic, sometimes in German.

"Don't you mascha me!"

Mascha examples:

"Yea sure"
"Super"
"egal"
"Na und"

by JimmyAthensGA May 15, 2006