Marzipan

Homestar's girlfriend! She's kind of annoying and overbearing...She and homestar are one hot item when she says they are!

There was a bird, a really cute bird, a really really really cute bird!

by coolpersonyo August 26, 2003

Marzipan

Marzipan, a term used to describe the taste of lesbian pussy, as opposed to regular pussy, which everyone knows tastes like a Terry's chocolate orange.

Dylan: Hey Siobhan what did you eat last night?

Siobhan: I was going to have Marzipan but Clara ate it all.

Clara: And it was good shit!

by siodyl October 11, 2010

Marzipan

makes you wonder how homestar got a girlfriend and you didn't.

bleh.

by kittieprydeness June 25, 2003

Marzipan

1) a pastry of sorts, made of almonds, sugar, flour, and sometimes topped with cocoa powder. Doubles up as a sponge, kinda chewy, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
2) A hippie girl, girlfriend of Homestarrunner, who plays a guitar but plays it wrong, eats tofu and nothing except, and looks like some sorta baseball bat smashed through the top end of a huge purple bell.

Marzipan: Put that freakin' sandwich down!

by unknown November 18, 2003

Marzipan

An independant yet whiney skinny blond girl who doesn't seem to realize she could have anyone on of the guys to herself (see also: Uglypan)

Strongbad trying to do Marzipan's voice on her answering machine: "Hi Oh, hello Marzipan... start calling yourself Uglypan."

by Aaron December 8, 2003

Marzipan

The most bizarre and unique and cherished object in the world. Known for its extreme mystery. Also found in chocolate.

"Hey Whats up?", "Nothing much man...MARZIPAN!"

by Bonerrrrrr April 2, 2009

Marzipan

Homestar's girlfreind.
Looks kinda like a bell.
Has no arms.
Hippie.

Marzipan is a bell.

by person yo-yo September 12, 2003