Mary Poppins Purse 

(1) A purse containing everything but the kitchen sink!
(2) A purse that one must pull out the strangest items in order to get to what they're looking for.
(3) A purse that is tiny, but apprears to hold huge amount of items in it.
(4) A purse one must dump out the entire contents of to get one small item out.

I got stuck behind a woman with a Mary Poppins Purse at the supermarket. This crazy lady had to take out everything in her purse just to get to her wallet. She had playing cards, toothpaste, hand sanitizer, dental floss, 3 bottles of pills, and whole lot of other junk just dumped on the counter. It was a small purse, too. I can't believe it holds all that stuff!

Mary Poppins Purse by DeWinter July 6, 2007

Mary Poppins

1) A well composed/happy person.

2) To do something well/flawlessly. From the measuring tape held by Mary Poppins "Practically Perfect in Every Way."

"How'd you do on test?"
"I Mary Poppins'd it."

Mary Poppins by Christoper M Norton July 16, 2008

Mary Poppins that hoe 

when you have to give da hoe, a spoon full of sugar, to get da hoe to go down to the pork sword. (to go downtown on ya)

I had to, "Mary Poppins that hoe" to get it right.

Mary Poppins that hoe by grand master third June 10, 2009

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!

Mary Poppins by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

mary poppins

the condition someone has of being so delusionally happy you want to punch the person.

Person 1:"I heard you're gettin' freakin' married...are you serious??? you know love doesn't last."
Person 2:"yes it does!!!!...I'm so EXCITED!!!"(said while smiling hard)
Person 2: "that is so freakin' Mary Poppins!!!!

mary poppins by Dawn Frost August 8, 2005

Mary Poppins

Someone who is riding a bike dressed in a suit or dress.

"My car broke down so I have to Mary Poppins it into work today." or "Dude, did you see that Mary Poppins on your way in this morning? "

Mary Poppins by segoots14 June 23, 2015