marital outsourcing

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.

Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05

by MSA6219 October 2, 2009

marmite addict

a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix

I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009

Mauritz

Hot, Intelligent, Has a crazy personality, attractive, sexy, Lawless, free, has a great body. A beast on bed, never leaves a woman unsatisfied.

When she looked into Mauritz eyes, she had over 7 orgasms.

by zeveneights May 15, 2011

Marit

A very energetic, cheery, happy and spontaneous girl. She can be so active it can be kinda annoying. Some people think she's obnoxious, but actually she is the besy, nicest, most suporting and best person you'll ever meet. Marit is good at basically everything she does. And she is also very pretty. Your life isn't complete without a Marit.

Today i was sad, but then Marit came and cheered me up! She is so amazing!

by Marittt April 28, 2015

Maritta

A girl or woman's name. Derived from Mary.
Common name in Finland.

Maritta Hallani is a famous singer from Lebanon.

by Fiddlededee April 6, 2017

manuit

“Manuit” is a medical word used within the dentist sector.

It’s someone whom collects black teeth in a jar and store it in the basement of their parents home which they still live in.

“Where do manuit find these incredible teeth?” you may ask, well manuit is a brave and strong man so he goes to the streets where he’s very well known and rips out the teeth of his fellow homeless friends.
Manuit’s are usually around the age of 34 If not older.
Mind you, manuit’s May look all rainbows and sunshine on the outside, but trust me their everlasting pain haunts them on the inside.
Explains why they’re so fat and suicidal.
Be kind to manuit’s cause you never know if your next word might be the reason they slit their wrist.

“Manuit is the coolest dentist out there”
“Manuit is so happy”

by Manuit March 27, 2021