Marto hole

when marto have sex with a girl he fucks her so hard she gets torn and creates a new hole which is now named the marto hole

guy 1 i had sex with this girl last night she had a third hole whats the go with that
guy 2 yeah its called a marto hole its quite rare

guy 1 wow this marto guy sounds like a legend

by marto12345 November 6, 2010

Marto

A faggot that thinks he is not and dickrides everybody.

You are such a marto dude.
You are the hoe of the city.

by Notpewds July 18, 2019

Martos

The Martos family are very kind people. If you ever meet someone with the last name Martos chances are they are a nice and caring family.

My coworkers last name is Martos, I wonder how their kids act.

by Anime for life February 23, 2019

Martoes

When you get bit by a tick and your toes slowly start to turn to dust.

Brah, how did you end up with martoes?

Awe! Man I got bit by a tick.

by ArBinClappinCheeks3 March 8, 2019

marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)

"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"

by iack November 4, 2003

marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.

"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".

by iack November 5, 2003

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003