licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

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Maple Weeds

A community college that sucks your soul out

Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"

Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"

by hansonnet November 20, 2010

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A school full of straight PUSSIES. if u wanna get fucked up wearing vans and converse while all the white trash girls drunkenly suck your dick, go ahead. Marple newtown single handily has the most white people trying to act (ghetto/black) in all of delco. Everyone there pretty much has a juul or a sourin. U wanna buy one? Nahhhh just burn someone down there. They won’t do shit

Marple highschool sucks

by Ihateclifton334 November 29, 2018

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maple syrup land

An alternate name for Canada.

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

by Breadslice dawg April 6, 2017

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The Marble

Infinite consciousness. Infinite awareness. God. You.

Bro do you ever think about how all living beings are connected ?
Bro were marbling right now
What is that connection?
Its because were all the marble

Sometimes it feels like I'm separated from my body
Sometimes it feels like I'm controlling my body
Maybe I'm a marbler

by OG_Serg December 22, 2020

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maple fever

A fetish for girls of the Canadian race.

It's bad enough we have to live in America and now all the boys with Maple Fever are going to want to have at our daughter!

by Hank South November 8, 2015

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marble peach

a perfect female butt, smooth and round, without blemish or wrinkle, as if sculpted in marble.

At first I did not understand what it was she wanted. But she bumped her behind against me until I realized that was what I was being offered, a marble peach.

by Max C. Webster, III November 19, 2012

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