marmaduke

A lame, unfunny comic strip in the newspaper centred on the antics of one large dog named Marmaduke.

Marmaduke is one of the shittiest comic strips ever. Read Foxtrot, it's 10x better.

by 4dimensional January 2, 2005

marmaduke

a talking dog. or a close friend.

hey, look at that marmaduke

by maramdukegooch August 3, 2010

marmaduke

The act of mooning another individual, or group, and bending at such an angle that the mooner's ball sac is revealed.

I was so upset by the referee's bad call, that I dropped my drawers and blinded him with a marvelous marmaduke.

by Rowdy Yates January 5, 2006

Marmaduke

The act of engaging in sexual congress with a large dog.

That may be hot, but you know what's hotter? A really hot chick getting Marmaduked.

by Yllets December 24, 2008

marmaduking

Moping about all big and stupid like. Extreemly uncoordinated with the constant fear of falling or tripping over something. Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

Sam Junker was marmaduking around after loosing a basketball game.

by The James Thompson September 16, 2014

Russian Marmaduke

Having sex doggy-style with a girl while you're drunk off of cheap, Russian vodka, preferably during the second intermission of a hockey game..

Yo man, I gave yo momma a Russian marmaduke last night.

by kdubb13 January 23, 2011

Marmaduke

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.

"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"

by Christina August 31, 2003