markela

markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious

i wish i was markela

by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021

Mareschizo

When one's dedication and devotion for My Little Pony and its mares is so deep that the only source of the invididual's happiness are the ponies.

Mareschizo: I like to watch them, they fill me with joy.

by cutemares December 29, 2022

A hard head makes a soft ass

Of Southern American origin. Refers to the fact that a person that does not listen to reason is going to have a tough life. Often a person that insists on making their own mistakes rather than listen to sage advice will hear this phrase. In other words a young inexperienced person that keeps making stupid mistakes will take a lot of beatings.

Johnnie won't listen to anything his daddy tells him. Well, a hard head makes a soft ass.

by Vito Hamilton July 26, 2011

markea

A beautiful queen that holds her own. Very popular and self-centered.

I would love to meet a Markea.

by Markea December 20, 2016

Poo Card Makes The Tea?

A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!

Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!

Ok, so who wants tea?

Me
I Do
Yeah I do

"Poo card makes the tea?"

Let's Do It!

by Phatzoot June 24, 2011

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

by Rizz daddy tre February 23, 2023

markella

A traditional Greek girl's name, originating from the island of Chios, Greece. Saint Markella is a very important religious figure to the people of this island and her nameday is one of the greatest celebrations of the year. Every 22nd of July, thousands of people flock to Agia Markella, the town and beach named after her, to celebrate said name day.

Greek #1: Are you going to Agia Markella this summer?
Greek #2: Is that even a question?

by cosmos-femme May 17, 2011