makalan

Beautiful, A bad bitch, and pulls a few hoes . LOVES DARK SKINS

Did you see makalan with that fine ass dark skin 🤏🏽

by My moms dead August 28, 2021

Jonny Markland

A sponge used by others to soak up personal abuse. His horrific features, annoying nature and random outbursts make a Markland a perfect stress reducing tool.

J.M. : i liek bicsuit mmmmmm (random crap)
Stressed other: Shut the fuck up Jonny Markland

problem solved

by J7X January 18, 2008

maikalani

Meaning "from heaven"

A caring individual. Trustworthy and loves non judgemental people. Once in love, he will commit and give his everything to that person and to the lasting of that relationship. He loves music. And simple discovery. Self contained and quiet but once comfortable he is understanding and puts out witty jokes and

God. Why is maikalani so quiet? He was talking yesterday.

by michael person April 7, 2017

Maralagovirus

A common name for COVID-19 or CoronaVirus

Did you hear Jeremy died from Maralagovirus?

Don’t touch me, you’re going to give me Maralago!!!

Ma’am, you’ve tested positive for COVID-19, or Maralagovirus. You have 10 minutes to live.

by VegaBrother March 5, 2020

Markala

Someone who can't make up there fucking mind.

"dude I don't know which one to pick"...
(other dude)
"DUDE!!!!Quit being such a fucking MARKALA and make up YOUR mind!!!!!"

by That one guy that knows her October 9, 2008

Markala

A Person that can't make up there mind even if it's as obvious as can be.

"I love you"
"I love you too"...

2days laters

"I love you"
Markala--->"ummmm.."

"Dude don't bust a MARKALA just make up your mind already"

by this one guy that knew her. October 11, 2008

markland

sex pest, dog on heat, would mate with a gorilla if it was wearing lipstick...

saw a markland in the club last night, he was dancing with a complete swamp donkey

by his nemesis February 9, 2009