I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

It's marIe BITCH

a female that likes to talk shit but she is nothing but a hoe go fuck your self you fucking lame

It's Marie Bitch she just sucked a dick and runs rumors about people she doesnt even know.Oh and she thinks she has "friends"

by if u fuckin wit me den nigga u dunno March 31, 2005

Sister Margie

When you mess up your life so much that you need Jesus

Stephen: "Mate, I tell ya, the other day I pulled a right Sister Margie"
Greg Gregson: "What did you do?"
Stephen: "Went skinny dipping and did some coke"

by LlamaFluff May 23, 2018

Check What's In The Bain-Marie

-When you think you've shat your pants and need to go to the toilet and check.

-Someone who's fart smells like pure wet shit.

Greg: *Farts*
Dan: "Fuck Greg, I think you need to go check what's in the bain-marie"

by huggiesnappies September 6, 2017

Maggie L Walker Governor's School

AKA prison. A place where the students appear nice and thoughtful on the outside but are rich, spoiled, and have the souls of lemmings. You will be given so much homework that you haven't the time to do anything else. This is why the student body appears to be a hive mind. Any personality, unique traits, or hobbies outside of school sports they once had were sucked out of them. Heed this warning.

Dang, I've been going to Maggie L Walker Governor's School for so long now I've nearly forgotten who I am. I miss my friends.

by mysomedaynevercame May 14, 2023

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003