marshizzle

a cool guy that gets all the chicks

my friend is a big marshizzle

by jeff zender August 30, 2003

machizzle

to fuck a non living organism

i machizzle my car

by guess June 27, 2004

marjizzle

Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)

Marjizzle please unhinge your jaw from my schlong.

by SnaffleDaka September 19, 2018

Marwazzled

IT IS AN EVENT THAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO SCHOOL YOU, BUT ENDS UP GETTING SCHOOLED BY YOUU

-Oh they tried to do it, but then the for Double Marwazzled!
- ThAt sucks 😂

by Idunnooooooo_quetoput October 27, 2019

Mattizzle

Profound knowledge of foodage, has a encyclopaedic mind when it comes to herbs (pronounced 'erbs') also known as Coriander Leaf, pros include cooking skills and satiric wit. Cons are a spontaneous skill of slagging of fellow quadpodees.

Mattizzle how do you cook jalapenos? And should one melt cheese with this?

by Mattizzle 1 March 28, 2009

mahizzle

the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.

Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!

(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)

Mahizzle enters the room.

Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room

by hey March 13, 2005

magdizzle

a crazy weird awesome girl who smiles a bit too much. has the power to brighten anyones day. often gives good advice but doesnt follow it herself.

"man, i wish i was a magdizzle"

by mm147 September 29, 2009