Testicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone or placing said person in a pain-induced coma via extreme blunt-force trauma to the balls. Additional injuries besides popped testicles often includes a bruised or broken pelvis. Death is usually of a heart attack brought on by shock due to the incredible pain that is felt within the first few seconds of receiving the injury.

Dude... That guy's not breathing...
What? No way... All I did was hit him in the junk.
With what? You're grandma's fruitcake?
.... A sledgehammer.
WHAT!?! Dude! That's testicular manslaughter!
Dude, chill... It was in self-defense so-
FUCK THAT! This guy is dead... Where's the sledgehammer you used?
Right here, why?
Grab it because we're getting the fuck outta here!

by H4v0c February 6, 2012

Testicular Manslaughter

Unintentional death on account of choking on gonads.

Cause of death: Testicular Manslaughter

by CrowFace October 8, 2006

Vehicular Manslaughter

The art of completely raping the enemy team with vehicles in games such as Halo and Unreal Tournament 2004. Often linked with roadkill.

Also an announcement in UT2004, which is played if you squash an enemy in the Manta. This is where the phrase originated from.

t3h_sniper: "headshot j00 fag!"
Xan: "Die, bitch!" *squashes t3h_sniper*
Announcer: "VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER!"

by Kouen June 12, 2006

Penicular Manslaughter

The act of killing someone with your massive man member. No harm is bestowed upon hector the cave inspector, only the victim he chose in inspect to vigorously. The penis is found not guilty if the corpse has been proven to be dead prior to the act. Upon dismissal, the offender will be convicted of necrophilia.

If you kill some one with your cock is it considered Penicular Manslaughter?

by Matt Tomlinson February 15, 2008

Manslaughter

Legal term relating to accidental death that is the direct fault of an individual or a group. Many murder charges in which the defendant will cop a plea end like this.

I didn't drive over those kids because I wanted to kill them. I thought kids were invincible!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

manslaughter dick

Put a hit of lsd on the end of a condom just before insertion.

I asked her if I could fuck her brains out using the manslaughter dick

by ron smith August 28, 2005

clitorial manslaughter

The act of killing tons of people accidentally with your clit.

ToastyProphet used Clitorial Manslaughter
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
KratosOfTheDead is dead!

by Meowmeowmeow555 March 12, 2011