"I need a massive shit! But I don't want to block my friend's toilet, what shall I do?"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
"just perform a manual slice, of course!"
"Oh yes, thanks Phillip! Why did I not think of that!"
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I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.
by Blue Jack June 30, 2008
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Seamen suddenly ejaculated from a male's penis with enough momentum to cause damage to the individual or object of destination.
Susan took a slinging manjam to the face yesterday and the doctor said that she wont be able to see from her right eye again.
by pd1244 September 15, 2009
Get the Slinging manjam mug.Real old-school guy work, like fixing a car, when cars had carburetors, chopping down a tree, digging a hole to bury shit, welding shit together, banging on things until they worked again.
Dude, MAN up. Don't let some other guy do your MANual labor. Get the wrench and hammer out, kick it a few times and then give 'er a whirl.
by Carlos18 December 26, 2011
Get the MANual labor mug.Rodney Smith AKA Roots Manuva was brought up in Stockwell, South London, a son of humble Jamaican parents. Smith found a love for black british musicians and hip hop, particularily influenced by Rakim and recorded his debut in 1994 and since then has produced many hugely popular albums and songs inluding "Where my mind is at" and "Fingerprints of the gods" with DJ Skitz, "Witness (1 Hope)" and his chilled anthem "Dreamy days". His groundbreaking album "Run come save me" is rated as the 1,066th best selling CD on Amazon.co.uk (compare this to 2Pac's 2,238 rank for his greatest hits album)
Taskmaster burst the bionic zit splitter,
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter,
we lean all day and some say that ain't productive,
could that depend upon the demon that you're stuck with?
'cos right now, I see clearer than most,
I sit here contented with this cheese on toast
Breakneck speed we drown ten pints of bitter,
we lean all day and some say that ain't productive,
could that depend upon the demon that you're stuck with?
'cos right now, I see clearer than most,
I sit here contented with this cheese on toast
by reiiiii December 11, 2004
Get the Roots Manuva mug."Manufactured pop" is a pejorative for a type of music created by cynical and greedy music labels for no other reason than to keep 150% of all profits made from legions of young (sometimes older) impressionable and gullible LCD-type fans who have no taste (the extra 50% is debt owed by the stars that can never realistically be paid back and is a constantly moving goal line). The pop stars are often no more than paid actors who can moderately dance and sing a few notes with the help of Auto-Tune in the studio and a recording of someone who can sing ok on live tours. They essentially sell their lives/souls to these corporations for the desperate chance that they'll "make it big" one day (see: "It's a trap!"). Which of course they never can do on their own, not without the money of Big Music behind them. Every aspect of their lives is decided by a board of directors or a soulless cutthroat marketing team. They decide, from a formula decided early on, who the star(s) can marry, when they get the bitter divorce, if and when they can get preggers, when to have the break down, when to enter rehab and when to write their "tell-all" novel or star in their bio-pic that subliminally hawks other corporate properties. The Walt Disney Corporation is known for doing this and many of their manufactured pop stars are alumni of the Mickey Mouse Club. Other record companies are known to do this as well.
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The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The manual release is sometimes accompanied by a subtly airy 'whooshing' or 'hissing' sound. Most dog farts make a similarly subtle sound, largely due to canines' utter lack of butt cheeks.
According to urban legend, this is also the same sound made by the fudge jar when a fart comes out. For example, one would expect the goatse man's flatulence to behave in this manner.
The most polite way to fart in public is the manual release.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
...that is, unless someone sees you while you're gripping your butt cheek...then you may have to do some 'splaining.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 7, 2009
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