mantress

Male version of mistress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!

by joseph gordon April 16, 2008

Mantress

The Human Matress. Half man half Matress. A person who spends most of their time sleeping, eating or smoking in bed.

The Mantress is sleeping
Last night I was absolutely mantressed

by North&J June 12, 2016

methesis

A long rant on a social media site or forum, usually trying to convey the writer's point of view, relate a story, or explain their conspiracy theory. 'Methesis' is a portmanteau of 'meth'(amphetamine) and 'thesis', which is often a long written document, often hundreds of pages in length, written as the culmination of a research project or term of study.

Damn, that tweaker left us a methesis paper on why he shouldn't be banned because the CIA is spying on his computer.

I got a methesis from my employee today about why he was too sick to work. If he kept it short, I might have believed him.

by TK421isAFK July 9, 2023

Matheist

A person who does not believe in Mathematics, or Maths.

I can't be bothered dong my Math Homework. I'm a Matheist, I don't believe that shit.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg December 7, 2010

Mantress

The male equivalent of a mistress.

Bored in her marriage, Sara took up with her mantress for comfort.

by Sarafg December 15, 2011

Mathisism

A Buddhist religious sect that that follows the philosophy of Mathis Miles that rejects Jonathon Hills as a Buddhist prophet and is more liberal on many social issues. It is fundamentally opposed to Jonathonist Buddhism which is more conservative in nature and has a sting liking of Tik Tok

Person 1: Dude, what’s your religion man?
Person 2: I’m a Presbyterian.
Person 3: I’m a follower of Mathisism.
Person 1: What the Hell?

by Thicctator February 20, 2019

Manthis

A Critical Ops “competitive” player for Dynamic Gaming. He is also a content creator for the game filled with little 9 year old subscribers. He also claims he is Black, making him as delusional as another similar person by the name of WoahVicky. (He even said the n-word) He is most known as the worst 120 FPS player in the game.

Maybe if Manthis stopped trying to convince people he was black, maybe he could be a good player for once!

by GS MANTITS May 19, 2020