Mansformer

A person who is, during the day, a man; however, by night, this person actually roams the street corners turning tricks. Unfortunately, he doesn't make too much money, because once the John finds out that his trick has a penis, the mansformer is ejected from the car...in most cases.

Joe: Okay, man. You can't tell anybody about this...

Bob: Okay...what?

Joe: So, uh, last night, I was on Burnside, and I picked up this chick...

Bob: Sweet man, how was she?

Joe: She had a dick bigger than mine...

Bob: What the fuck? I hope you kick his ass!

Joe: Well, this is the part that you can't tell anyone about...

Bob: You fucked a mansformer...faggot.

by Domonic March 30, 2009

Mansformation

(noun)
1. The process by which one becomes a man. This does not wholly or in part refer to surgical procedures or the unforeseen growth of an appendage.
2. The point at which we stop being such stupid babies

Matthew's mansformation was evident by the him not crying when the car ran over his foot.

by Mr. Puddyworth September 3, 2009

Mannford pt2.

Mannford is good for driving through and grabbing a gas station sandwich on your morning or evening drive, good to have a 1 day stop in a motel as you travel cross country, not settling down or trying to live a nontoxic, rewarding life. If I jump into day to day life in this town, you will run into plenty of: beautiful nature, a couple amazing neighborhoods, dynamic backroads, summertime parties and cookouts at the lake, whores either gassed up or "riding the wave", wiggers, dank weed, insane sometimes delusional rednecks, motorcycles, trucks, a balance of dodge chargers and some variation of a 90s honda, a few good restaurants, and maybe a cute parade or two. Hey, you know what, they got a McDonald's finally, so kudos for that.

Hey, remember that 1st one about mannford from 2019?? Yeah, this is a part 2 to that. Mannford pt2.

by Myshoe December 26, 2019