manpon

A paper towel like device inserted in the rectum of a gay man or a prisoner in order to stop the leakage of cum coming out of their butt-hole

Corrections Officer Schmidt removed a long piece of toilet paper from Inmate 015612's ass. Upon examining it, Office Schmidt didn't find shit but rather a white substance that resembled semen. When questioned about the toilet paper, Inmate 015612 said that it was a manpon.

by E-Dog1209 September 14, 2016

Manlons

Man Boobs

Fred had gotten so fat his manlons bounced when he walked.

by I. M. Wasted September 12, 2009

Manposure

1. When a man is in full control of his testicles, and uses them to compose himself like a man
2. To in any facet or manner act like a boss (usually involving one's approach to the opposite gender)

"Dude! Stop acting like a bitch and find your manposure"
"I was repeatedly punched in the gut today; I didn't flinch though. Some milfs were watching and i needed to maintain my manposure"
- Creds to Glowackattack on that quote

by Buschmann November 4, 2010

Manpon

Like a tampon only used in a mans rectum to soak up liquidy poo

by yoyo August 14, 2003

mall mansons

same as spooky kids. the roughly 12-17 year old crowd perpetually lurking in the mall. trying hard to look goth. claims everything/everyone else is "mainstream" even though they bought their gear at Hot Topic and other chain stores.
named for Marilyn Manson.

"Oh look at that mall manson over there! I dare you to go tell him that in 5 years he's gonna look back and be embarassed about that face paint."

by M1llE October 9, 2004

Manpon

cool,soothing,moist,absorbant towellet that is place carefully between arse cheeks after a hard night of drinking and four or more bathroom visits.

That's my fourth sh*#t this morning does anyone have a manpon handy.

by Big B September 12, 2003

Manpon

When a guy has a raw ass, and his undies are swetty he will fold a piece a poop paper and place it between his cheeks. Also works for days when farts are wet.

Dude my ass is raw as hell. I am going to run in the bathroom and make myself a manpon. Whew that fart was juicy, glad I got my manpon in.

by T-Man Whitey November 3, 2009