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Monopoly

Ruining friendships since the 1960's.
Friend: Hey you landed on Mayfair with a hotel on you owe me $800
Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*throws Monopoly board on the floor*
by umadbronie October 26, 2012
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McNopoly

The condition in which John McCain continues to rearrange the economy to cater to people as rich as he is (worth 100 million plus, has 11 homes, his own private jet...).
John McCain would increase taxes on the middle and lower classes, while decreasing taxes for anyone making more than $250,000. That would leave everyone below him working like slaves with no chance of ever breaking through - no matter how smart they are, no matter how hard they try, or no matter what they do in life to try to escape middle class. This McNopoly would make him and his cronies happy because they would get to stay exactly where they are while your life continues to suck.
by Cindy McCain October 16, 2008
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monopoly money

Refers to currencies that have suffered or continue to suffer from hyperinflation. Because currency denominations rapidly lose value, printed bills will become worth very little after a short time. They eventually become almost worthless, not even worth the paper they are printed on, like monopoly money.
Countries that use/have used monopoly money:
Argentina
Brazil
Turkey
Zimbabwe
Iran
Israel
Chile
(Also any country where simple items currently cost 1000's of their currency unit, as this is an indication of past hyperinflation)
by EconomicsIsABoardGame January 7, 2008
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Monopoly Batman

Noun: One who plays monopoly with such rage and, drives such hard bargains as batman would to his enemies. A monopoly batman will probably persuade you into deals that are probably terrible for you and only beneficial for the monopoly batman. It is obnoxious and frustrating to play monopoly with a monopoly batman.
"Harley was being such a monopoly batman when he took park place from me! I really want to stop playing now."
by allecat941 December 6, 2009
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monopoly on his dick

When a girl goes down a guy and performs all sorts of manuevers. This activity can last for hours (or as long as he does) much like the board game.
by mronald April 20, 2014
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Monopoly night

A night that something, gay or straight, may occur among certain friends.
They filmed the monopoly night video last Christmas, that guy is crazy running around naked
by Nelson lanteigne November 16, 2020
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monopoly on violence

The exclusive ability of a sovereign nation to control violence in order to enforce the law and maintain security. Ironically, a government does this by wielding the most force to back up its words.
The police kicked down the crack house door and served a search warrant after detaining the residents at gunpoint.
"That is what essentially sets a nation-state apart, which is the monopoly on violence." - President Obama
Soldiers are authorized to kill during war. Normally this is the highly illegal act of murder.
by maxweberisabamf January 18, 2011
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