Manjeetism

Believing in the teachings of Manjeet The Almighy. Manjeetists usually follow Manjeets 5 Very Important Rules(see definition) and believe in the 3 basic principles of Manjeetism, which include:

-Despite popular belief, Manjeet The Almighty did in fact build the world in 3 days.
-Manjeet The Almighty can Satisfy any woman, ANY woman.
-Manjeet The Almighty built the first McDonalds with his bare hands in 1963.

If you do not believe in the teachings of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Manjeetism is the way to go.

by Manjeet The Almighty February 22, 2009

Manjeet's Magic Carpet

A pubic patch in the shape of an arabian rug, which is worn by, (you guessed it), Manjeet himself.

My love life was dead until i grew Manjeet's Magic Carpet, now turning on my girl is a breeze!

by Manjeet The Almighty March 1, 2009

manoneet

A king, or a nominated ruler.
Someone who was nominated

The president came to power when he was manoneet by the elites.

by Fairyandtales January 9, 2018

manojetwas

It comes from French "menage-a-trois" (literally "household of three".It is a clipped form.

All we need is a munk and manojetwas, feel me bubba?

by JoeyBradley December 7, 2004

Manjeet

A kind soul with an abundance of love within him. People who know him well love him and people don't love him just as much. Manjeet also got the largest dick and the fattest balls. Great with woman.

Girl: yo who is that? He looks hawt
Girl 2: he's Manjeet and he's wayyyyy above our league and his dick is ginormous

by Melodramathick November 23, 2021

Manjeet

A boy with most beautiful heart you will ever meet and who will love you with all his heart.He has a good sense of humour with great qualities of a gentleman.He is very caring for his loved ones.

Alexa :- Name someone ,who is the best ?
Elle :- Obviously,its Manjeet

by Bhannu November 24, 2021