Manime

Manly Anime = Manime

n., Anime that contains gratuitous amounts of violence, explosions, and men with massive biceps. Very iconic but is fading due to mainstream animes becoming more popular. See Naruto.

Not to be confused with yaoi. yaoi is for fangirls.

Fist of the North Star, Baki the Grappler, and Berserk are all examples of manime

by breenfood April 19, 2010

crowbar maintenance

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Maitena

Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling

Maitena i love you with all mi heart

by El papurri February 8, 2018

Maintenance Cocktail

Spirits generally mixed with some sort of fruit juice and normally consumed in the late morning and/or early afternoon to help alleviate a particularly nasty hangover. Standard versions include Vodka/Cranberry, Screwdrivers, left over Hard Seltzers, and of course the Danimal. Also known as a Breakfast Cocktail when in Maui, a Maintenance Cocktail is essential for anyone who needs to rally and is eager to start working on the next day’s hangover.

Dave: Woof, I think we went a little overboard on the Peach Daiquiris last night..

Yoko: That’s why I stuck with white wine all night like a boss.

Dave: Good for you. I need to screw my head back on with a Maintenance Cocktail. Pass me the Gin and Tang.

by Falcon Thunder Fist March 24, 2022

land manatee

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

by truehustla October 22, 2010

Best Manister

When the Best Man of a wedding is also the officiant

Jay surprised everyone at the wedding by making his brother the best manister.

by Kizzler May 6, 2013