Mascotting

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Meaty Mancotti

The aftermath of a nightlong sexual encounter with a yeast infected vagina

Even though I knew I'd have a Meaty Mancotti there was no resisting a crack at that pussy

by anklespankspermbank September 24, 2009

MANIGOTT

Broken English for the Italian dish, manicotti. Italian-American New Yorks

Mama, your manigott tastes as light as an angel's wings.

by Nonnotoo March 20, 2019

Mariotti

1. A sports writer for The Miami Herald and beat writer for the Heat.

2. Frequent guest of Around The Horn on ESPN.

3. A Flamer; buttpirate

"Mariotti is a huge fag"~ Ozzie Guillen, Manager Chicago White Sox"

by mikelley037 June 30, 2006

Mancott

The act of real men refusing to use practical products for unconvintional and unreasonable reasons. Specifically reasons that do not align with reason, logic, or the reality of life. A mancott does not follow logical means of anything and will be used and discarded like most treaties in the world. (Burn treaty writers and their supporters)

"I am going to Mancott sttraws because they make men drink soda's quickly therefore leading to more time with your woman's stories of 'that bitch at work' or time getting more to drink."
"I will Mancott Chick Fil-A because they are not open on Sundays and the only day I get a craving is on Sunday. But said Mancott will be lifted if I really really want some when they are open>"

by P. Lee Barton February 8, 2010

Mancotting

Supporting a business that is being boycotted by Trumpsters, because they are upset about losing the 2020 election.

I'm mancotting by flying only Delta and drinking only Coca-Cola from now.

by MarcSpotsTheX April 6, 2021

mandicotic

acting like a pysco, flipping out on kids, chocking dogs, putting cats in the dryer, and posting shit on facebook about how shit pisses you off. and flipping the fuck out for no reason because you are a pysco.

Don't make me go mandicotic on your ass!!

by timberlandfoil March 6, 2010