A manicorn is like a black hole of hate. the dirty rotten moist hole of 5 dollar whores in Nevada. That sort of hole. A manicorn is a man so filled with this unholy of holy hate that through out his early stages in life as a man very much so similar to the pupae stage in most insects this hate festers. Then through metamorphisis he emerges from a blanket of distrust and mean mean words one morning. He is then a manicorn!!! This new manicorn looks very much so like an every day normal guy however he has a slight horn on is forehead. It is in this horn that ALL the hate that was collected by that filthy hole are brought together. It is here in this horn ... that hate lazers exist. BEWARE OF THE MANICORN!!!
Sarah: OMG hey william hows your day going? It seems you just evolved into a manicorn! COOL!"
William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*
William: FUCKING BLOODY PUSSY FART DIEEEEE!!!! *emits hate lazer and blows poor sarah's head off*
by H3br3wHamm3r September 22, 2011
Get the manicorn mug.A male version of a (unicorn). A male that plays sexually with couples. Although can be found in greater number in the Wild, physically attractive manicorns exist in about the same proportionality as unicorns.
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the male version of the female unicorn who will have intercourse with both members of a male-female couple- known as a unicorn or manicorn due to its extreme rarity. Technically, the unicorn is the national animal of scotland, but it is only known anecdotally.
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James' notion of banning or boycotting beer, maple syrup and butter is maniconservatism at its core.
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Get the manacorn mug.An EXTREMELY atractive Unicorn with multiple horns coming out of the mane. Sometimes known as the sexiest creature alive. Usually found in the Pacific Northwest region. There have been several sightings reported of a couple of them living in Gig Harbor, Washington.
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